Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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