Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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