All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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