have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
