let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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