found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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