i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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