bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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