my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There's always time for handjobs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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