Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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