Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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