I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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