i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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