if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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