maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I've blown a few things in my day
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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