We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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