please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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