Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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