so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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