Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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