We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf