Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.