WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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