They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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