I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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