Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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