so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
