What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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