I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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