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• (305): View more from Florida

  I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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• (310): View more from California

  I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.

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• (213): View more from California

  Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  ... and if i was..

  (213): View more from California

  Fuck. You.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet

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