i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything