belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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