Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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