Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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