he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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