No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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