i barfeds in our rink
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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