There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.