discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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