Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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