Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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