Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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