she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Sober January is a disaster.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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