I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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