I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.