Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing