Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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