Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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