what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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