So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed