I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do you have feelings for this penis?