return my video game
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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