love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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