Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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